I used to be so innocent. So young, so carefree. I never thought I would be terrified of a comb.

UNTIL NOW.

Currently watching Season One of Jack Bauer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day... er, 24. It's quite entertaining even if part of my brain keeps providing a continuous running commentary of, "Wait, what? But wouldn't that... and wouldn't he... You can't just... Oh, come on!(I overthink things; that's why I don't enjoy action films as ( Read more... )

My first thought on hearing Angela's full name during the Season 2 finale of Bones: "Her middle name is Pearly Gates? Pearly Gates?"

My second thought: "Of course it is."

Father Accused Of Eating Child's Eyes Out

What the hell, people.

VULCAN PICK-UP LINES.

That is all.

- It's kind of a shame that Mayor Wilkins went kerplooey long before AtS season 4, because he and Jasmine would have gotten on like gangbusters- Speaking of things going kerplooey: So the Judge was supposed to destroy all of humanity, right? Which means that the plot to reassemble him was basically a plot to destroy the vamps' entire food supply ( Read more... )

This fic came about largely because my muse likes to laugh at me.

ME: So, I was thinking of working on the novel. Or maybe doing some RPing. How about it?
MUSE: Mmm... nope. You know what you really need to write? Fanfic starring characters from an obscure, poorly-written RPG ( Read more... )

I'm not going to talk in any great detail about the obscene number of anti-gay ballot measures that passed last night, because the fact that so many people in this country honestly think that gay-bashing should be written into law makes me want to scream and throw things. That's all that needs to be said, really: It's obscene, it's an affront to ( Read more... )

WE WON!!!!!!!!!

'She's one of us': Palin wins over Obama women

“Palin’s made a big difference. I think she’ll do us great. What she stands for is fantastic,” she said. What does she stand for? “I couldn’t tell really. But I love her.”

Ladies and gentlemen, the American voting public.