So apparently, there's a Gaia RP that slashes Pikachu and Edward Cullen. With bonus songfic!

Pikachu screamed in despair and rotated his arms in an upward direction desprately trying to reach the alabaster hands of his lover. Honey-and-Goldenrod-Wheat orbs slammed into ones unconceived of life. "PIKA! PIKA! KA! (EDWARD! EDWARD! NO!)" he screamed ( Read more... )

Started reading the Twilight series out of morbid curiosity. It's... well, okay, the main romance (pages and pages of goopily romantic ultraviolet prose interspersed with rage-inducing "WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FUCKING RETARDED!?" angst) kinda makes me want to shoot myself. And there are enough typos to make me wonder if Stephanie Meyer's editor read ( Read more... )

Seen on a sign outside of a bar in my town:

"Wed. Karaoke
Fri. Evolution"

...Maybe a Darwin study group meets there?

Found in my spam folder this morning:

Woman removed from fligght after handbag prrotestNei Ho ( Read more... )

Brb; fangirling John Quincy Adams.

All-NighterThree pages ( Read more... )

...There's a Kingdom Hearts AU set in the area where I grew up. I'm... not totally sure whether to be amused or slightly freaked out.

It's a damn good fic, by the way.

Things I Have Accomplished Today:

- Woken up relatively early this morning by the %&!$% fire alarm. Silently grumbled and swore. Went back to bed.

- Woke up again at 1:30 in the afternoon, and luxuriated in having gotten MORE THAN THREE HOURS OF SLEEP! FUCK YEAH!

- Started Heidegger. Who is full of awesomely snarky linguistic nerd win and ( Read more... )

Dear Amazon.com,

...WTF would I want with another DS system.

In other news, the papers are all DONE! WHOOOOO, ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO SLEEP!

i never want to see another cup of caffeinated tea for as long as i live

Deep Thoughts I have had while totally not procrastinating on my lab essay. w-want it so damn bad to be graduation already AUGH WHY ISN'T THIS FUCKING THING DONE

- The indignant criticism over at Court Records about how terribly unrealistic it is that Klavier manages to pull off being a prosecutor and a rock star at the same time will never not ( Read more... )