Three reasons to love Klavier Gavin:

1. Spontaneous air guitar riffs in court.
2. Spontaneous air guitar riffs in court.
3. Spontaneous air guitar riffs. IN COURT.

Holy hell, I love this game.

Tonight's seminar was an interesting cross between "good conversation" and "What the blibbering fuck are you people babbling about ( Read more... )

Israeli MP blames quakes on gays

Mr. Benizri... called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".

I'm not sure whether to find this funny or horribly depressing.

I'd be saying, "I hate my life" right now if it wasn't my own damn fault. And I'm not going to say, "I hate myself" because A) it's not true and B) it's just damn counterproductive.

So now I'm going to go to bed. And pretend that this day never happened.

And if my cramps went away? That would be awesomeETA: Yes, I know that this self-pity is ( Read more... )

Oh man, I almost forgot about 30_kisses. Thank god I had a story almost done.

...Which seems to be part two of a trilogy. When the hell did I start writing a trilogy?

Of all his memories of her, it was her retreating back that he saw most clearly: The brightness of her dress and that ridiculous tuft of hair bobbing off into the distance, forever.

Cowboys herding cats.

...What.

What.

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.

Sir,

When buying a salad from you, I am obligated to pay for what I buy. I am not obligated to listen to your pickup lines. Which, coming from someone who's twenty years older than I am? Are slightly creepy.

Now give me my goddamn salad. And die in a fire.

So now that the Yuletide reveals are up, I should probably post it here, huh? (Though I'm still not entirely sure if I should take credit for it, since I didn't so much write it as record what this guy was yammering in my general direction. It's definitely not the story that I intended to write.)

( But if you ask me - not that anyone ever does, no sir - it was a damned silly way of testing someone. )

From this interview with Russell T. Davies:

"'If you put two people roughly the same age on screen and make it clear they are not brother and sister, then you are telling a love story.'"

Oh. My. Fucking. God. *headdesk*