Today on the subway, I got stuck next to a man who told me about how homosexuality is caused by the Devil's children taking over the souls of certain members of the population. Apparently, Satan has two children, a son and a daughter, who possess certain people and cause them to be attracted to members of the same gender ( Read more... )

This is the remainder of the origific's prologue. Continued from here.

( On the other side of town, Ben stared down in horror at the rapidly-spreading coffee stain on his brand new white dress shirt. )

From this list of female pirates:

Sadie the Goat, who headbutted her victims before taking their money.

So it's business as usual, fic-wise, which is to say that I have a lot of ideas about where my... *counts on fingers* fuck it. Where my umpteen or so projects should go, and not much in the way of results. I dither a lot; it's one of my bigger failings as a writer.

Currently, I'm working on a Victorian Romance Emma fic, two or three fics for my 30_kisses ( Read more... )

...Now THAT'S fangirling. I think the parents are my favorite part.

Here's the latest 30_kisses fic. I was trying something out, but I'm not sure if I succeeded - sometimes I think it works, and sometimes I think, "Eurgh, could I possibly be more pretentious?" Oh, well. I can always rewrite it later.

So you know that kerfuffle about the deleted journals? Perverted Justice weighed in. The verdict? LJ is run by morons.

*shakes head ruefully*

From the comments on this post:

It was a one-line joke that condemned Martin Luther King to an eternity of suffering.

Man. That's one hell of a joke.

Ganked from... somewhere.

( Blah blah blah cleverthingcakes. )

Jerry Falwell is dead.

If there is a God, I hope they're having a long chat right now, about compassion and tolerance and not being a dipshit in His name.