first, i'd like to apologize for being a sell-out. I got onto facebook, just so people could stop bugging me, but i swore i'd keep all the real stuff on here, and i basically stuck to that, except that now i barely do anything on here because it involves yet another website, and i am not someone with a lot of time to kill in front of a computer, so ( Read more... )

so I got to thinking about the whole "life is hell" thing, and I realized that it's a true statement for me, and actually a positive statement, rather than a negative one ( Read more... )

so I was doing the usual carissa debate of, "to do, but do wrong, or not to do at all, and never know what could've been," and I decided, for once, to choose the former. Thus, in honor of seeking humorous distraction -- and admittedly -- bowing to peer pressure, I am now on Facebook. Under my actual name. This means that I am accepting that I do ( Read more... )

my initial thought -- we will either have a black president, or a female veep. Yay! my second thought -- johnny mc is a dirty, dirty player. I salute him and relax in my confirmation that he is not to be trusted. Good job, conscience; have a cookie.

grumble...grumble ( Read more... )

resume (n) comes from the verb resumer, from the french, which loosely translates* as "being fucked up the ass"

*i'm pretty sure my 6+ years of french study don't fail me here

okay, so i don't ever post, and when i do, it's pointless. Whatever ( Read more... )

Alright, so here's something rattling around in my ponder-arium ( Read more... )

floating around on the internet, wandering aimlessly because I'm feeling manic tonight instead of my usual "sleepy" and i found this. It's so depressing. Now I know I can never marry kent, not that I'd ever want to, because I'd officially no longer be unique. SIGH ( Read more... )

all i'm saying is that pregnancy and childbirth is basically equivalent to having a tumor which is removed, and yet continues to feed off of you for the rest of your life. I don't see how that is offensive ( Read more... )