How to walk like an asshole.

[elena_morning]

This is a guide for aggressive drivers who happen to be on feet. Or, you know, someone who's in a bad mood and wants to piss a lot of people off.

Lesson 1: On escalators, ALWAYS stand left. I don't care if you have to trample three baby Jesuses. Just do it. It's simple and not always effective - people in a real hurry often take the stairs -

Comments

[melster]

This needs to become the voiceover for an educational video.