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[elendil004]

"I've heard that sometimes men get so desperate that they'll lie to attract the opposite sex. I'll never understand how anybody could use deception as a tool for gaining affection from another. I guess I'm just too busy writing poetry and working with orphans to sit down and try to comprehend such behavior."

I'm going to use that line.

Comments

[lord_strider]

So you don't like working with the handicapped? Or is that for the next line that you come up with? :P Hows the ship treating you? I retire this coming october.

[elendil004]

boat's good, we just got underway a week late due some engineering crap...but the ET's side is running well!

[lord_strider]

Well thats good. That the ET's stuff is working well. How goes the work on small boat quals?

[xvmorganalefayv]

Ahh, Kev...there's a reason you're not getting any. :P

[elendil004]

It's because women are intimidated by my large member.

[xvmorganalefayv]

That must be it. I'll be sure to inform my sister.

[hottxlikexwhoa]

This will not work on any girl unless she is totally incompatible with you.

Good luck.