-
Guys, you need to know.
I am a BAMF.
I'm mean but it's always warranted.
Well, 'less I'm PMSing.
But seriously.
( Read more... ) -
Quick post from the anus annals of student teaching
Not about the kids, about the sub. This week, my cooperating teacher is away at a conference. The sub is super nice but seems to think she's taking over the class for like half the year. She wanted to learn ALL THEIR NAMES. 90 kids. 4 days. IDEK.
Anyway, so today we were just chit-chatting, like ya do, and something came up about my dad (I'm ( Read more... ) -
I am self-indulgent. Now you can indulge me and my first-world problems too!!
Came across a reTweet from an acquaintance and it's a post from a mommy blog. Now, some mommy blogs are sanctimonious, hardest-job-on-earth WORSHIP MY PROLAPSED VAJAYJAY shit, and some are mildly amusing, but the one thing 98% of them have in common is that I have absolutely zero interest in their contents.
Well, this reTweet falls under that 2% on ( Read more... ) -
On the topic of things which are more than slightly ridiculous
I present this excerpt from Facebook, including a delightful Godwinning IN THE FIRST COMMENT. BY THE ORIGINAL POSTER.
Do read on, it's not very long: ( Things which are not like the Nazis massacring people: passing a law which prevents smoking in heavily trafficked public areas. Things which are like the Nazis massacring people: the Nazis massacring people. ) -
AHAHAHAHAHA
I haven't thought of Sebastian and Katie in...fuck, like, FOREVER, but the minute I read this entry, I definitely thought of them IMMEDIATELY.
How exactly do you spell "schaedenfreude"? Does that look right to you guys?
XD
XD
XD
Can't stop giggling now, and like 99% of the people who now read my LJ won't even get it. -
SEXY INK
This post isn't locked because I want posts from everyone on earth.
If you have ink, piercings, or really any body mods, please post pictures in the comments here.
It's a way for me to get to know you all better, and also, I LOVE body mods! ♥
Thanks in advance! -
I want a teenaged planeswalker.
We have a teen named Liliana in our summer writing camp for teens ( Read more... ) -
I AMUSE MYSELF
Cheer up, emu kid!
{//;}>
||
/ \
~(/ \)
||-||
w w
I hope LJ holds onto the formatting, I am soooo amused.
See his little fringe? His tear? His little wings and tail? HE COULD BE CUTTING THOSE WINGS RIGHT NAO U GUISE.
I slay me. Really.
I should start doing acid...might even me out.
