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Arthur + Kat = Tag Team Comedy Gold
(02:26:04 PM) Arthur: hold on, looking for mr softee ( Read more... ) -
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I owe you guys a run-down of Icon and stuff, but until I cease to be the laziest ho-bag alive, I present to you Why I'm Friends With Arthur:
Arthur: wal mart has all sorts of pre-natal care tools: coat hangers, trash bags, fishing rods, guns, tarps -
Shit.
Things I learned today on LiveJournal:
1) Haiti suffered a devastating 7.0 earthquake today. Or, well, yesterday now. The estimated death toll is between 100,000 and half a MILLION. I can't stop crying. That's horrible.
2) Pat Robertson is far less than a viable human being and should be curbstomped repeatedly. By many, many people ( Read more... ) -
NEW LAYOUT!!
I think it looks great. Opinions?
And can someone help me with making the layout similar on my profile page? I have CSS issues. XD
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CURRENTLY
As I write this, two gay guys are fighting...on top of my back...over who gets to unhook my bra with one hand.
...GAY.
GUYS.
I'm a little iffy on this.
Also OW THEY SNAPPED IT ON ME OWWW. -
All I want for Christmas
is a clip of Barack Obama saying "he's a jackass".
I need it.
For to use it as a text message ringer.
Please help me, internet.
Pweeeease?
EDIT: dedsysop MADE ME ONE!!!!!!!!!!! -
Another Creeper Who Can't Take A Hint
I have a couple of funny stories, but I'll save them for later. Chat transcript happens now. Lulz ensue.
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