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[xvmorganalefayv]

As I write this, two gay guys are fighting...on top of my back...over who gets to unhook my bra with one hand.

...GAY.

GUYS.

I'm a little iffy on this.

Also OW THEY SNAPPED IT ON ME OWWW.

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[hollowdoll]

I need to come to your parties. >_>

[xvmorganalefayv]

Yeah, I was in the Gay Lesbian and Straight Alliance club room on campus and this gay guy I totally have never seen before came in and straddled me.

Uhm.

It was awkward. And then this other gay guy, whom I have met, and who is really nice, was like, "Oh God you poor thing," because apparently stranger-gay-guy is notorious for molesting people, even though he's gay and not interested. But like, Guy I Know is ok to molest me--let's call him I--and A, stranger guy, is...A STRANGER.

So I, who am usually very social and touchy-feely, was a little creeped.

And THEN they started arguing over who gets to unhook my bra, because A was trying to, and...

...I am terrified. I think I'd be better off hanging out with the guys in the Sci Fi Club--they play video games all day, but seemed too terrified of Cute Gamer Girl (me) to even talk. Thank God. No molestation, and the nerd funk is at a minimum there.

[grygon]

oh damn, i was hoping it turned into something else at the end there... lol.

[sugarfree_plum]

*giggles*

[face_your_fears]

GOOD LORD, I love gays.

Except for my ex-roommate. I'd pull a nasty hate crime on him any day of the fucking week.

Also,

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GONE FOR A FUCKING YEARRRR!