Lol @ Megyn Kelly's "Jesus & Santa are white" tirade. Even funnier, though, are the people rallying to defend her. "SANTA CLAUS HAS ALWAYS BEEN WHITE. THIS IS PROOF OF THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS. TRADITION FAMILY 'MURICA APPLE PIE RABBLERABBLERABBLE" etc.


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The longer I'm on the Internet, the more I despise people.

Childhoods should not contain Nam-style flashbacks.It's a thought I've had a lot. I had a pretty traumatic upbringing, so at any given point in time, I have a myriad of triggers pop up that I didn't even know I had. Low-register voices from another room (read: loud neighbors in an apartment building), loud knocking on a door, fireworks, shouting... ( Read more... )

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Via Citykitties:

A good samaritan found this cat today in a gutter by Clark Park, half dead. He is now at the Cat Doctor with a body temperature of 90 (normal is 102) and blood PCV of 8. The Cat Doctor housecat, Diamond, is currently donating blood to save his life. During the exam, the vet found that this cat has a ( Read more... )

Dear world of consumerism -

WHY ARE MONSTER CEREALS NOT AVAILABLE IN THE DAMN STORES YET!?

FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY.

No love,

hollowdoll

(while on phone with Dan a few minutes ago)

Me: "Guess what tomorrow is." (referring to the fact that 08/31 is my one-year tubalversary & trying to see if he remembered)
Him: "Um...hmm. Well, it's our six month-iversary!"
Me: "Wow! Yeah, well done, although actually it's only five."
Him: *pause* "Oh...yeah, eight minus three is only five ( Read more... )

Lying in bed a few minutes ago, worrying about impending surgery & looking up fentanyl on my Epocrates app -

Me: (reading off the contraindications) "Caution in renal & hepatic impairment, head injury...ICP increase? What ( Read more... )

PUBIC HAIRS FOR SALE CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP

Part of me is horrified and disgusted. Part of me is also facepalming at the fact that the seller is located painfully close to me. Yet the rest of me is wondering if that's really a lucrative field. I mean, Christ, mine spreads like wildfire. I could make a killing if it's in that high of demand XD

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Fun Thing #913 to do while stuck wearing a medical eyepatch: When someone asks you what happened, get a thousand-yard-stare going in your remaining eye, then say tersely, "Knife fight ( Read more... )