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Jul 25, 2006 19:28

In true RPG style there is always some weird explanation for how the party gets together. You post a response to this entry, asking: "How does (your name here) join the party?" I will then respond to tell you how you would join the party.

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setzeroth July 25 2006, 23:46:18 UTC
One appletini, easy on the tini?

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elessarancalime July 26 2006, 01:50:46 UTC
After ducking into an independant record store to dodge the Empire's patrols, the lone clerk who misled the troopers who questioned him casually asked if he could join the party, not really sounding like he wanted to, that wouldn't be cool at all, but just sort of hinting at it and then zoning out with his huge headphones.

Setzeroth has joined the party! (Clerk, level 5)

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my2k July 26 2006, 00:01:06 UTC
dood, I'll totally play this.

How does MY2K join the party? To make it fun, what's my class and current level :D

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elessarancalime July 26 2006, 01:49:54 UTC
While trudging through the great Northern wastes, the party encounters a tiny hut. Upon entering, they find it adorned with various paintings and drawings of cutesy looking girls! Suddenly, one of them appears to come to life but the party learns that it was merely elaborate camouflage.

MY2K has joined the party! (Con Artist [hurrr] level 20)

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eudaimonea July 26 2006, 02:26:55 UTC
I get it I get it!
And how DO you fit my ignorant self into an RPG?

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elessarancalime July 26 2006, 03:52:24 UTC
While wandering through Prerequisite Town, capitol of Token City, the party hears a great commotion! Upon investigation, the source of the disturbance seems to be a small store of overpriced goods. As the party approaches the entrance, they are forced to dodge out of the way as a large Soccer Mom is tossed through the doorway! Hot on her heels is Eudaimonea, shaking her fist at the woman in the street. The party leader, impressed by her woman tossing skills, invites her to join their ragtag group.

Eudaimonea has joined the party! (Collapsation Engineer level 25)

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amariana July 26 2006, 04:20:25 UTC
HOW DID AMA GET HERE SHE IS NOT GOOD WITH PARTIES

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elessarancalime July 26 2006, 14:01:52 UTC
In the Blasted Forest, the party was cornered by giant hamspiders when suddenly, out of a clear sky, a feral Amariana with surprising intelligence dropped down and beat the shit out of the hamspiders. They went squealing away into their dense webs and the Amariana, through a complex series of dance moves, expressed her wish to join the party.

Amariana has joined the party! (Tough Chick level 18)

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moshiicake July 26 2006, 09:08:52 UTC
Who am I and how did I get here?

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elessarancalime July 26 2006, 14:04:35 UTC
On a routine trip to London for a fresh supply of londs, the entire party suddenly notices that their money is gone, replaced by incredibly un-lifelike drawings of money. However, a trail of crumpets soon led to the culprit, who sat on a bed surrounded by cats and money. By asking really really nicely, the party leader was able to get most of the money back along with the services of the theif!

Mosey has joined the party! (Cat burglar level 15)

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