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[elessarancalime]

In true RPG style there is always some weird explanation for how the party gets together. You post a response to this entry, asking: "How does (your name here) join the party?" I will then respond to tell you how you would join the party.

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[greghauenstein]

me like weeeeeeeenuh

[elessarancalime]

When the group's magitek armor broke down, they were forced to seek repairs in a place known only as "The Pitts." Upon passing one of the dilapidated buildings that made up the town, everyone felt a hot wave of electromagnetic radiation wash over them. They entered the building to find a scrawny Greg surrounded by computers and cameras and television sets and a microwave, clearly the source of the radiation. Completely uninterested, the party turned and left, but soon they noticed that the Greg had started to follow them. They shrugged and moved on.

A Greg has joined the party! (Nerd level 2)

[darthhowie]

Set my life on fire.

[elessarancalime]

The party finds itself in a dreadful maze made up of small fabric-covered dividers. These dividers form small caverns within the main one, and hold many things, from treasure to trolls. One troll in particular catches the party's interest, as he is busy typing away at a gigantic manuscript, which is a decidedly non troll-like behavior (trolls prefer longhand). Intrigued by the looks of the ever growing party and eager to escape deadlines, the troll joines the group.

Darthhowie has joined the party! (Frustrated writer level 16)

[dragonavenger]

Heck yes.

[elessarancalime]

When slowly traversing the Razor Fields, the party hears a chilling noise. A great roar, followed by the scraping sound of talons on shale. Their nerves shaken, the party tries to hurry through the endless juts of rock and deep crevices, but no matter which way they go, the roaring seems to be right on top of them. Finally, they round a bend and all simultaneously slap their foreheads at what they see. A dirty old hermit with a boombox is cackling with glee as the tape recording of the dragon continues to play. The hermit throws a rock at the party leader and then tags along.

DragonAvenger has joined the party! (weirdo level 23)

[elessarancalime]

In the obligatory "cyberspace" portion of the game, the party encounters a particularly dastardly computer program that turns any intruder into a really cute widdle kitteh. They take control of it and convert it to serve their needs.

Danni.exe has joined the party! (Cyberwhatsit level 7)