fic: the one where cristiano thinks he's a spy

[eleventy9]

title: the one where cristiano thinks he's a spy  
rating: g
characters: cristiano ronaldo, pepe, marcelo and brief appearances from other rm players
disclaimer: this story is complete fiction.
summary: with teammates like these, who needs rival clubs?

Comments

[bhaniere]

omg this is so osm; you make my life.
it's just what i needed on a nastyass, hungover saturday morning. you had me cracking up all over the place.

[eleventy9]

have i discovered the cure for hangovers? sweet!

thanks for your comment :)

[kitty69lover]

‘They’re either shirtless modelling photos of you or pictures of cats with weird captions.’
LOL IRL

Cristiano resists the instinctive urge to throw himself onto the ground and roll around.
bang bang my baby shot me down. priceless.

a hearty hahaha overall, great idea and well written <3

[eleventy9]

thank you!

i have a slow growing affection for cris, it helps that i know longer have to >:( at him in united.

[bwc_baby]

sooo cute! lol I think Cris trolls the twitter and other fan sites... he'd so do that

[eleventy9]

YOUR ICON. TOO CUTE.

haha he would...

[bwc_baby]

Thanks, your cupcake looks delish ^_^

"Do they like my new boots?!" "Here a picture to make them happy" lol that's what he is thinking when he tweets.

[frescato_monkey]

‘Does your mum also tell you you’re cool?’

Love this! Poor Marcelo and Pepe, being dragged into it all!

[eleventy9]

thanks :)

[eileenyx]

Your Real Madrid/La Selección adventures are forever awesome.

These are hilarious: the idea of Marcelo and Cristiano setting up a "Toy Story 3" movie date; the bracketed "awesome" with three exclamation points for emphasis; Sergio's delayed light bulb moment re: Xabi and "Dexter", and his goodnatured reaction to Arbeloa's comment; Cristiano and Milhouse connection; and the coolness of Die Mannschaft.

'Calm down, Little Afro...' LOL!

Your crack makes my day. :D :D :D

[eleventy9]

haha i love your comments! you always catch the random (and sometimes completely pointless) references i make :)

thank you!