( here there be fics )

title: On the shoulders of giants
rating: pg
disclaimer: this is not real
summary: X-MEN AU aka this isn’t really a fic at all!
note: i’m actually pretty excited about the new X-Men film that’s coming out. And I thought how cool would it be if there was a football/X-Men AU! I wouldn’t know how to write that but I let me share my ramblings with ( Read more... )

title: a softer world football remix: the sequel
rating: pg
pairings/characters: xabi alonso, steven gerrard, fernando torres, cristiano ronaldo, kaka, esteban granero
disclaimer: this is complete fiction. all the words are copied directly from the comic strip unless otherwise stated.
warning: torres wank! proceed with caution.
summary/note: inspired ( Read more... )

title: i think someone wrote a song about this once (cut scene)
rating: pg
disclaimer: this is not real
summary: AU esteban is a bartender. xabi is not. xabi is married. esteban is not.
note: this is a part i cut out from "i think someone wrote a song about this once" because i ended up going in a different direction but i liked writing it and ( Read more... )

title: i think someone wrote a song about this once (1/2)
rating: pg
disclaimer: this is not real
summary: AU esteban is a bartender. xabi is not. xabi is married. esteban is not. (A+ summary!)
note: this is for ( Read more... )

title: don't be afraid to be young and free
rating: g
disclaimer: this is complete fiction.
characters/pairings: xabi alonso, esteban granero
summary/note: this came about when i realised important names in xabi's life have a habit of turning up again. also there isn't much of a plot.

( don't be afraid to be young and free )

title: a softer world remix (football)
rating: pg
pairings/characters: xabi alonso, steven gerrard, cristiano ronaldo, kaka, sergio ramos, yoann gourcuff, pepe, marcelo, mourinho
disclaimer: this is complete fiction. all the words are copied directly from the comic strip.
summary/note: inspired by www.asofterworld.com and all the wonderful ( Read more... )

title: the one where cristiano has a plan
rating: g
disclaimer: this story is complete fiction
characters: cristiano ronaldo, pepe, marcelo, xabi alonso, sergio ramos, raul albiol, alvaro arbeloa
summary: this is the sequel to 'the one where cristiano thinks he's a spy' and you can read it here
note: i don't think this was the kaka sequel people were ( Read more... )

title: your motives were less than honourable
rating: R
characters/pairings: xabi alonso & steven gerrard, xabi alonso & iker casillas
warnings: incestuous relationship, implied non-con
summary/note: this started off vaguely cruel intentions inspired and then it didn't turn out like that. at all. it feels a little incomplete but I've run empty on this ( Read more... )

title: everytime i look at you
rating: pg
pairings/characters: xabi alonso, steven gerrard, iker casillias
disclaimer: this story is complete fiction. especially the parts about law/being a lawyer and the univeristy structure/lifestyle in spain but especially the relationship between these footballers.
summary/note: can be read in conjunction with ( Read more... )