title: the one where cristiano thinks he's a spy  
rating: g
characters: cristiano ronaldo, pepe, marcelo and brief appearances from other rm players
disclaimer: this story is complete fiction.
summary: with teammates like these, who needs rival clubs?

( i thought we were going to the movies )

title: i will trace the shape of your abscence
rating: pg
pairing/characters: steven gerrard & xabi alonso
disclaimer: this story is complete fiction.
summary: he came from sociedad to play in our midfield/his passing and his shooting are sublime 
( if you had to choose between him and fat frank/we would choose xabi every time )

title: the way it never lasts
rating: r
pairing/characters: steven gerrard & xabi alonso
disclaimer: this story is complete fiction.
summary: AU snapshots of a marriage falling apart
( For the first time in two weeks, Stevie is home at a reasonable hour. )