fic: the one where cristiano has a plan

[eleventy9]

title: the one where cristiano has a plan
rating: g
disclaimer: this story is complete fiction
characters: cristiano ronaldo, pepe, marcelo, xabi alonso, sergio ramos, raul albiol, alvaro arbeloa
summary: this is the sequel to 'the one where cristiano thinks he's a spy' and you can read it here
note: i don't think this was the kaka sequel people were

Comments

[kitty69lover]

hilarious and absolutely cute. Little Afro!!! aaha, i have this mini crush on Marcelo lol.

Xabi's classy and Cris is...insane.

must say, i'm developing a crush on Pepe. LIKE WHOA! it started with the previous fic starring him OMG and it peaked during that hotheaded moment with Valdes. and now this.

i love your sense of humour, keep it up!! <3

[eleventy9]

can't blame you, Pepe is amazing! AND the moral compass!

glad you liked it! thanks for commenting!

[secondstar]

In other circumstances, Cristiano, Marcelo and Pepe may have appreciated the fact that their shrieks harmonized quite nicely together .

BAHAHA.

this entire thing was adorable. 'Alonso ride!' made me laugh out loud, seriously. Pepe, Cris, and Marcelo are so amazing I am glad there is fic of some sort!

[eleventy9]

thanks for commenting!

seriously, why isn't there more fic??

[the_summer_tree]

I literally cackled like an idiot during most of this. It is utterly hilarious and uber adorable. I love that all of Cris' insanity is caused by how much he misses his Kaká. Poor bb. I could totall envision Cris running to glomp Kaká seing as it's happened many a time before. Xabi has the patience of a saint. Also i laughed so hard at the questions Sergio has asked Xabi. Poor bb. And the four musketeers live again. thanks for brightening up my day! :D

[eleventy9]

i'm glad you liked it! thanks for commenting! :)

[angualupin]

Lost in this moment of shared understanding, Kaká couldn't quite make out the tail end of Cris' creepy, muffled declaration of, 'never leave me again.'

I am so incredibly disturbed by that, and yet I think it both accurate and hilarious.

Also incredibly disturbing, accurate, and hilarious:

Alvaro thought about this for a moment and decided it wasn't the strangest thing Sergio had ever said about anyone.

I sometimes wonder if his teammates are ever tempted to look into his ear to see if they can see daylight.

[eleventy9]

haha cris and sergio, they are so the easiest to make fun of! thanks for commenting!

[eileenyx]

So, I'm totally addicted to your version of Real Madrid. I adore guileless Kaká, your ~long-suffering Xabi, Marcelo and the touchy subject of "Toy Story 3", Sergio's not-at-all awkward jump from appreciating Xabi's laugh to obsessing over his possibly multicolored body hair, and the unbreakable bonds (to Xabi's chagrin) of the Four Musketeers. But your Cristiano? I seriously love him. 'Don't show this to Kaka. You know how he gets, all jealous and needy and a little bit weird when I'm not around.' Cris' eyes sparkled suspiciously in the fading sunlight, he sniffed loudly and looked away, needing a moment to compose himself. I love how he goes from defensive about his powers of seduction to being emo. I can actually believe an unabashedly emo Cristiano.

But dude, Cristiano licking Marcelo's hand? LMAO. I'm disgusted but I'm cackling.

It's like this version of reality is absurd but still somewhat plausible? Whatever, I so enjoyed this. ♥

[eleventy9]

i can totally get behind emo cris based purely on his facial expressions and reactions during games. HE HAS A LOT FEELINGS OKAY. STOP LAUGHING MARCELO.

thank you so much for always writing such amazing comments!!