fic: the one where cristiano thinks he's a spy

[eleventy9]

title: the one where cristiano thinks he's a spy  
rating: g
characters: cristiano ronaldo, pepe, marcelo and brief appearances from other rm players
disclaimer: this story is complete fiction.
summary: with teammates like these, who needs rival clubs?

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[coldryuuza]

MUST. BREATHE. GASP. BREATHE. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sergio’s ridiculously shiny silver boots (the ones Cristiano secretly covets but would never admit out loud) crunches past followed half a beat later by Arbeloa’s more sensible white sneakers.

hee-hee. god, b/w these two, they give me a heart attack every time i see their "fashion" clothes.

HILARIOUSLY EPIC FIC

[eleventy9]

sergio and cristiano keep things interesting.

glad you enjoyed it and thanks for commenting!! :)

[sweetestdreamx]

omg this was awesome haha
you should really write one with kaká hehe :)

[eleventy9]

is that kewell in your icon? <3

thanks for your comments! and kaka is getting a lot of love here!

[sweetestdreamx]

yes, that's the awesome kewell! :)

[anonymous]

LOL, I love this. And I support the Kaká idea :D

BTW, I don't know if you're aware that even though he plays for Portugal, Pepe is brazilian too.

[eleventy9]

glad you enjoyed it! thanks for commenting.

i think i might have heard it before but i didn't remember it at the time of writing this. good thing i specified playing for the team and not who was portugese. my subconscious is on the ball, perhaps? :)

[jazmin22]

I didn't realize this was in the same verse as the other two fic until I read this part:

‘I actually don’t read your emails anymore.’
Pepe rubs his head in agreement. ‘They’re either shirtless modelling photos of you or pictures of cats with weird captions.’

And then I was, "yes, of course, this is the same Cristiano that was cheered up by Sergio tumblr/lj/fanblog link". I wanted to copynpaste all the funny parts, but that would just be ridiculous. I hope you continue sharing more of the Real Madrid tales!

[eleventy9]

haha i like how your mind works! i'm glad you liked it! there are a few people asking for a kaka sequel and the idea is a little irresistible so maybe?? :)

[jazmin22]

I am so looking forward to a possible Kaka sequel! I have a feeling he would be in the seemingly smaller sane section of the team with Xabi, as opposed to the (and I say this with all the affection in the world) completely and utterly insane section like Sergio, Alvaro, Raul, and Cristisano. For some reason, I am now trying sort everyone on the team. I imagine bb Sergio Canales is on the saner side, looking at some these guys and wondering how if he really is younger than them!

[m0nkeysbrains]

YES. this is beautiful, beautiful crack. i laughed at the title alone so i knew it was gonna be good. and I love how Marcelo was in it because i love him and no one ever writes him so. good for you. this is hilarious. ‘Yes!’ Cristiano snaps hotly, jumping to his feet. and the criska just thrown in there? well done. hahaha

[eleventy9]

i adore marcelo! he always looks like he's the life of the party (and the one who seems to give cris the most grief)

i'm so glad you enjoyed it and thanks for always commenting!! :)