* It's the little things that count She's trying to cut out pictures to do a collage. Its really the first time using scissors. After successfully completely one swipe she exclaims, "I'm doing it mom! I'm a Genius!"

* Her first joke So we are having he favorite dinner of pasta with tomato sauce. I say, "Hey Charlie Brown, you've got red ( Read more... )

On Saturday the very hungry caterpillar ate....
one cheese of perry chai...

Stuck? "One Piece of Cherry Pie". I said it not mommy. Mommy was very amused.

Scene: Laptop is open on the dining room table as adult "works" with child opposite.

Child: (spelling out) D - E - L - L . Does that spell computer?

End Scene.

Scene: Mommy puts Juno Reactor into the CD player and turns it on.

Juno Reactor: Is there anything you want? Anything at all?

elfazon: (very seriously) um... Yes!

elfazon sitting on the toilet just before bed time, commanding repeatedly:

"JAFFA! KRI!"

Scene: Standing on the bed behind theartemisiaway, brushing her hair.

elfazon: (in a whimsical, sing-songy voice) "I know how to do it. I'm a big girl now. I know what the grown ups say. I know their rules and their demands on me."

theartemisiaway: ???

In conversation, talking about autumnsshadow.

elfazon: "Is he your brother?"

theartemisiaway: "No he's my husband. We're married."

elfazon: "I like autumnsshadow. I want to marry him."

theartemisiaway: "You can't marry him. He's already married to me. He can only marry one person at a time."

elfazon problem-solving : "How about I marry autumnnsshadow, and you marry me?"

Scene: Dancing conga style around the coffee table in the livingroom after dinner with theartemisiaway.

Repeatedly elfazon says: "Keep going, baby !" while hitting theartemisiaway on the backside ...

Scene: Adults are busy at their nightly tasks. I burst into the room, dancing with a baloon. I am naked except for a pair of black socks.

Mom: What are you starring in a porn movie?
Me: No, I'm playing the porn balloon game!

theartemisiaway: "What are you doing?" and turning to look

elfazon: "theartemisiaway you gotta stay still! I'm pulling the noodles out of your sock, so you gotta stay still."