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[elfwine]

Discovered a bit ago that the solution to my problems with paperwork was to just hire someone who wasn't a sugar addled relative knew how to actually do it. I have a staff. Yay.

So this has been working out.

Today the head of them politely asked about Elphir.

I said: "Oh. He's just my uncle"

now they're all looking at me funny. ¬.¬

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[adrahil]

Many people look at me funny.

I can't imagine why.

not that I can actually check for myself but from past experience...

[elphir]

Pants are our friends, grandpa.

[adrahil]

I am wearing pants, boy.

I have embraced spandex, the material of choice for an older generation.

[elphir]

Back in a bit. Need to write a note of thanks to Eomer.

[elphir]

they just don't understand your sick and twisted little ways.

There there. Kill them.

[elfwine]

No.

[elphir]

just a little? It would make me happy. :D

[elfwine]

Your happiness isn't really a priority. *jabs with the screwdriver* you're blocking my light. I have important things to accidentally blow up.