HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WRONGGIRL!

[elhoserboy]

In honor of this special occasion, I did what I had to do. That's right! I wrote another poem for you! Here ya go

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[lima_pcp]

Yes, I am still stalking you... And recruiting others to do so.

[rhonduh]

i'm sorry

[jennopher]

I'm sorry this has nothing to do with this post, but this is the user formally known as betty_page. I just changed my name but all my fabulous entries are still present to read. Please re-add me to your friends list. Thank you!

[salem]

I sent you a Christmas present, drew you a picture, wrote you a letter, made you a Valentine, dyed my hair your favorite shade and you're making posts about her?

If this girl doesn't know any Jew-jitsu, she is about to find some out first-hand!

[blatherskite_]

But, but, but... You said I was your favorite.

*grumble Becky-Schmecky grumble*

My heart is broken. I hope you're happy.