Re: if you're the wronggirl...I don't want to be right.elhoserboyFebruary 5 2005, 13:43:40 UTC
I need to find some way to swap the part of your brain that thinks this is "so fucking cute" with the part of Becky's brain that thinks this is "so fucking not."
...course, if there was a way to do that, Becky would probably just swap the part of my brain that thinks she's "totally awesome" with the part of [some guy who doesn't like her]'s brain that thinks she's "totally lame (not to mention a dirty Jew)."
Re: Happy Birthday, WrongGirl!elhoserboyFebruary 5 2005, 14:58:05 UTC
I agree with you, King, this tale was all kinds of poignant. But if I'm really honest with myself, I feel like there could have been a lot more touching. And feeling. And possibly some groping and fondling.
Good luck man. I don't know either of you irl.. but I'll be rooting for ya! :) I know that I'd give ya a chance if it was me in the situation and you were trying this hard.. so hopefully so will she.
just for the record, before i called brian to ask him to help me move, he called me a few days earlier to see if i could pick him up at the airport. now who's the typical chick?
Oh yeah, that's right. I probably just forgot because I have such a bad memory!
One more thing (and I'll make it rhyme just for the hell-of-it): Remember when that chick said you looked like Jennifer Anniston And that drunk said I looked like Brad Pitt? One of them was definitely full of shit
You know something, Hoser? Okay. I most humbly apologize for not catching this post of yours back when it was still hot and happening. It's been busy, and I've only recently emerged from my Robot Warlord training course.
Here's a little something learnt of recently: If you want a woman to love you, forget that nonsense about being yourself. You MUST change to become the man she wants - but you can NEVER expect her to change to become what you want - so make gosh-darningly sure that she is exactly what you want Hoser, because that is how she’s going to stay.
Here's a good start for you: get circumsized and eat a lotta moza.
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...course, if there was a way to do that, Becky would probably just swap the part of my brain that thinks she's "totally awesome" with the part of [some guy who doesn't like her]'s brain that thinks she's "totally lame (not to mention a dirty Jew)."
Oh well...such is life.
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But hey, maybe that's just me.
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One more thing (and I'll make it rhyme just for the hell-of-it):
Remember when that chick said you looked like Jennifer Anniston
And that drunk said I looked like Brad Pitt?
One of them was definitely full of shit
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Here's a little something learnt of recently:
If you want a woman to love you, forget that nonsense about being yourself. You MUST change to become the man she wants - but you can NEVER expect her to change to become what you want - so make gosh-darningly sure that she is exactly what you want Hoser, because that is how she’s going to stay.
Here's a good start for you: get circumsized and eat a lotta moza.
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