HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WRONGGIRL!

[elhoserboy]

In honor of this special occasion, I did what I had to do. That's right! I wrote another poem for you! Here ya go

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[menime]

P.S. Fuckin' hell, that was long! My wrists are killing me! It might be awhile before the next post. If this upsets you, please blame Becky.

Well it's been a long time since your last post to this one. So who do we blame for that? Hope all is right in your world.

[elhoserboy]

Hmm...just blame Becky for everything. That's what I do. It makes things easier.

[jourdannex]

I read the whole thing.

Becky, don't make me go over to your LJ and post that you should give Thomas a chance. Don't make all of us start writing poems and sending them to you...Thomas...actually I like that idea. Give us your address and we shall install the - wait for it- Give Thomas A Chance poetry writing brigade. We shall deluge Becky with hundreds of heart felt poems about why you are the man for her. Most will be written by Shiksas like me, but hey, we have faith in you. We have faith in your Jewish poem writing present wrapping domesticated vodka cranberry loving big white toothed gorgeous smile.

Thomas, send us your address. It's a moral imperative to bring you and Becky together.

[gruggach]

This is brilliant, Mr. Pine. You have a gift for words, if not for the ladies.
I wish you good luck with Becky. She must be pretty special for you to be so crazy about her.

[elhoserboy]

She's really not all that special; I'm just crazy about her.

[jennopher]

Man. That makes me so sad.

[elhoserboy]

What?! No! You're supposed to laugh!

[jennopher]

It makes me wish I had some dude writing me stupid poetry and leaving it at my door.

[wronggirl]

it's not stupid poetry! that shit's golden.

[sparklyjules]

I love your posts.

And did you get that card set thing from Barnes&Noble?? Because I totally work at one and we TOTALLY have those! like omg.

[elhoserboy]

I actually got it at Borders, which is kinda like a Barnes&Noble...except that it's called Borders.

[sparklyjules]

Borders is so lame. Except they do have those terminals that customers are allowed to use, and B&N does not. Anyway.