1. Start writing again.
2. Decrease my refractory period.

From: Netflix
To: elhoserboy@livejournal.com
Sent: Thu, November 11, 2010 10:14:23 AM
Subject: How was the Picture Quality of "Heavy Petting Detective?"


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Last night I dreamt I was attending the premiere of a film I had written and directed. I stepped out of the limo and onto the red carpet and people were going nuts. Apparently the movie had been very well received and critics were using words like "brilliant" and "sublime" to describe it. The adulation and praise being heaped upon me felt ( Read more... )

As I pulled into the parking lot of 24 Hour Fitness this evening, I was a bit surprised to find it full. Given that it was Sunday--and Valentine's Day--I had hoped to get in a good workout without the crowd, but here I was searching fruitlessly for a spot as if it were 5:00 p.m. on a weekday shortly after New Year's. Looking at all the cars ( Read more... )

I threw out my IKEA candles the other day.  I can't have candles because they're dangerous.  Well, they're not dangerous by themselves, but me and candles don't mix.  The problem is I can't just light some candles and relax and do other stuff.  I have to watch the candles burn.  It's fascinating to watch the flame flicker and move and the wax start ( Read more... )

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So my brother, The Douche, and I have a little TV Show on Public Access in San Francisco.  Initially, it was just gonna be a TV thing, but we've decided to make the episodes available for download for those who don't live in San Francisco or those who do live in San Francisco but can't not see the second half-hour of 24 ( Read more... )

I went to the gym tonight, which is something I do on occasion. Tonight's occasion? I didn't have any muscles. So I went to the gym to go get some ( Read more... )

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I received an envelope in the mail today with my parents' return address on it. Inside the envelope was a card. On the front of the card were the words, "You're Special!" surrounded by a large red border. There were little colored hearts all over it and all I could think was ( Read more... )