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Dec 07, 2006 02:15

I went to the gym tonight, which is something I do on occasion. Tonight's occasion? I didn't have any muscles. So I went to the gym to go get some ( Read more... )

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cartman94501 December 7 2006, 13:58:09 UTC
Dude, this is so funny. We have a word for those girls with awesome bodies and ugly faces - butterface. As in, "Her body is awesome, but her face..."

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elhoserboy December 7 2006, 18:52:53 UTC
Don't forget the dreaded 'Butter Legs' as in, "Everything spreads but her legs..."

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cartman94501 December 7 2006, 19:16:21 UTC
I had not heard that one. Funny!

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girl_on_the_go December 8 2006, 19:33:47 UTC
Laaaaame, dude. Bri, you have to cut that crap if you want to experience something more tangible than an imagined tryst with a stranger.

That said, I think you should try calling the number she provided, if only because no one I know has a current number associated with their grocery store club card and you might reach a house of amiable trannies or something.

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inglewoodgigolo December 7 2006, 14:23:33 UTC
dude. where are you working out know?
why don't you call me
so we can be gay gym couple
together again
remember that year?
that was awesome!
Im so skinny and weak now

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elhoserboy December 7 2006, 18:51:41 UTC
The same place I've always worked out! It's ridiculous, but I still drive to the 24 Hour on Ocean Ave. even though I don't live anywhere near there anymore.

And, dude, that year (actually, I think it was about two weeks) was pretty awesome. I'd be down to do it again, but you're a total flake (read: you're an asshole for missing movie night).

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inglewoodgigolo December 7 2006, 21:02:16 UTC
sorry my family died you dick!!!
give me a call 2nite
my phone actually works
I am so gonna get the Macy's underwear model abs that we used to stare at

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elhoserboy December 8 2006, 21:28:22 UTC
I crashed early last night... But get that gym membership, bro, and we will get HUGE together! Uh...yeah.

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mssaturdaynight December 7 2006, 16:16:48 UTC
A+

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elhoserboy December 7 2006, 18:53:20 UTC
Thank you. I give your comment a B-.

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circumspector December 7 2006, 17:24:15 UTC
thanks a lot dave barry.

are you still planning to come to the thing on saturday? i have been told by dick damm that the play starts at 8 sharp and no one will be let in after that- so please do be there by 7:30ish.

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elhoserboy December 8 2006, 21:33:48 UTC
As you know, punctuality is not my strong suit, but I will definitely be there by 7:30.

P.S. Remind me to tell you the Greatest Blind Date Story Ever!

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ferahga December 7 2006, 19:27:58 UTC
I feel like my comment is going to be scrutinized and then judged on some kind of America's Next Top Commenter basis, and so I have this paralyzing fear of not being deemed witty or smart enough.

I wonder how many women would be ok with being a butterface. Cause at least they've got the body.

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elhoserboy December 9 2006, 00:00:49 UTC
Man or woman, I can't imagine many would be ok with being a butterface. To be truly ugly (which is pretty rare) has got to be tough on the psyche, regardless of how beautiful a body a person might have.

By the way, you're as witty and as smart as anyone I've never met.

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ferahga December 10 2006, 12:37:32 UTC
Perhaps the beautiful body is meant to make up for it as much as possible. There's always plastic surgery, I suppose, but at some point we just gotta be happy with what we've got.

Thank you! WriteMorePlz

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