I went to the gym tonight, which is something I do on occasion. Tonight's occasion? I didn't have any muscles. So I went to the gym to go get some
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Laaaaame, dude. Bri, you have to cut that crap if you want to experience something more tangible than an imagined tryst with a stranger.
That said, I think you should try calling the number she provided, if only because no one I know has a current number associated with their grocery store club card and you might reach a house of amiable trannies or something.
dude. where are you working out know? why don't you call me so we can be gay gym couple together again remember that year? that was awesome! Im so skinny and weak now
The same place I've always worked out! It's ridiculous, but I still drive to the 24 Hour on Ocean Ave. even though I don't live anywhere near there anymore.
And, dude, that year (actually, I think it was about two weeks) was pretty awesome. I'd be down to do it again, but you're a total flake (read: you're an asshole for missing movie night).
sorry my family died you dick!!! give me a call 2nite my phone actually works I am so gonna get the Macy's underwear model abs that we used to stare at
are you still planning to come to the thing on saturday? i have been told by dick damm that the play starts at 8 sharp and no one will be let in after that- so please do be there by 7:30ish.
I feel like my comment is going to be scrutinized and then judged on some kind of America's Next Top Commenter basis, and so I have this paralyzing fear of not being deemed witty or smart enough.
I wonder how many women would be ok with being a butterface. Cause at least they've got the body.
Man or woman, I can't imagine many would be ok with being a butterface. To be truly ugly (which is pretty rare) has got to be tough on the psyche, regardless of how beautiful a body a person might have.
By the way, you're as witty and as smart as anyone I've never met.
Perhaps the beautiful body is meant to make up for it as much as possible. There's always plastic surgery, I suppose, but at some point we just gotta be happy with what we've got.
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That said, I think you should try calling the number she provided, if only because no one I know has a current number associated with their grocery store club card and you might reach a house of amiable trannies or something.
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why don't you call me
so we can be gay gym couple
together again
remember that year?
that was awesome!
Im so skinny and weak now
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And, dude, that year (actually, I think it was about two weeks) was pretty awesome. I'd be down to do it again, but you're a total flake (read: you're an asshole for missing movie night).
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give me a call 2nite
my phone actually works
I am so gonna get the Macy's underwear model abs that we used to stare at
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are you still planning to come to the thing on saturday? i have been told by dick damm that the play starts at 8 sharp and no one will be let in after that- so please do be there by 7:30ish.
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P.S. Remind me to tell you the Greatest Blind Date Story Ever!
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I wonder how many women would be ok with being a butterface. Cause at least they've got the body.
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By the way, you're as witty and as smart as anyone I've never met.
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Thank you! WriteMorePlz
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