Bad: The election has been over for more than twenty-four hours and we still have no frigging idea who won. How is that even possible ( Read more... )

Boy, is giving your child a dummy/pacifier a loaded issue. And heavily skewed to 'against ( Read more... )

I know there's been many a debate on the subject of whether Supremely Perfect Awesome Sunshine-Farting Princessy Characters who are technically original count as Mary-Sues. My position on this is that yes, yes, they so very much do. In some ways they're even worse, because there aren't any familiar and likeable characters around them to take your ( Read more... )

Moment of Random Awesome:

Finding a large 'BAD WOLF' scrawled on the back of a stall door in a public restroom.

Best graffiti ever.

Long-term sleep deprivation sucks ass ( Read more... )

Babies are extremely time-consuming. O.O And do not sleep much, and worry their mothers by feeling as if they have a fever when the thermometer insists that their temperature is perfectly normal every single time ( Read more... )

( Cut for those who do not wish to be informed as to the ups and downs of breastfeeding as experienced by me. )

So this is what being fully conscious feels like. I'd almost forgotten ( Read more... )

In about forty-five minutes, I will be at the hospital.

In a couple of hours or so, I will be in labour.

By this time tomorrow, unless it goes very badly, the baby will be born and I will be mother to an organism outside my own body.

It's a weird feeling.

Prayers, good vibes and positive thoughts are appreciated.

How does one affix an eviction notice to one's uterus?

(And in todays Mental Images Nobody Needed To Have, what form would bailiffs take to conduct a uterine eviction? I'm picturing tiny dwarves with those hard hats with lights on, atop a cheap but correct suit and a stern demeanour.)