Valentine messages from The Stranger

[eliade]

The Stranger is one of Seattle's alternative newspapers, and every Valentine's Day they publish people's personal messages. Some excerpts.TIMOTEO; MY BIG SMOOTH ♥♥ warm thing. I love ur contagious smile, ur kickass drumming, & ur soft, soft belly. U make me laugh, u make me cum, u make me happy. I loke u, I LOVE u! [I loke so many people, I don't

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Hail Baudrillard

[agarttha]

Hahahahaha. Just this so sort of thing makes me believe in Simulacra...

Rose=Thorn

I send you lots of thorns.

Re: Hail Baudrillard

[agarttha]

I even read drunk. Apologies.

[bonehed]

...snurffle... kids these days!

[panisdead]

PAIN. I'm in PAIN. But I totally loke you for posting these.

[flaming_muse]

Bwah!

[the_star_fish]

OMG, I would so totally break up with anyone who quoted Night Ranger or Poison to me ...

everybody knows nothing says I love you like Guns 'n' Roses lyrics.

love, your 42-Hand Clapper