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geshmally in elijah_is_gay

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Jan 23, 2006 13:39

I'm suprised this hasn't been posted yet.

What a twonk. Does he even own a mirror?

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roommates4eva January 23 2006, 07:07:54 UTC

I was initially distracted by his Conan O'Brien-style pompadour, so it took a few moments for my eyes to drift to those little...wisps on his jaw. They look like tentacles his sideburns have sent out, doing recon on new parts of his face to conquer (because let's be honest, those flaps covering his ears moved beyond being 'sideburns' long ago).

geshmally January 23 2006, 07:10:34 UTC

I just looked like a numpty by laughing loudly at the computer in the middle of my office. Bah!

And also: Aaaahahahahaha...

nerys29 January 23 2006, 15:05:16 UTC

I HATE HIM SO MUCH. I just ... it's like, um ... wow.

geshmally January 23 2006, 15:09:47 UTC

I don't hate him as such. I just want to grab him by the shoulders and shout: ACTIONS! HAVE! CONSEQUENCES! DON'T! HOME! DIE!, adding a dry slap for each word.

roommates4eva January 23 2006, 16:17:23 UTC

That's a really fantastic mental image. I now truly hope you meet him one day. And he doesn't have a boyguard.

geshmally January 24 2006, 01:44:11 UTC

I did of course mean 'don't home dye', but perhaps the mispelling added to the fury of the moment and made it all the more sublime.

I have mouthed 'cunt' at him through a window once. But that's another story for another time. And in my defense he completely deserved it.

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fienchen January 26 2006, 17:39:21 UTC

He looks so hot!

geshmally January 27 2006, 00:11:33 UTC

No, no, no! He looks like a cross between Wolverine and Heathcliffe directly after his first attempt to home-dye without his glasses on. I can't believe anyone let him go out the house like that.

fienchen January 27 2006, 04:18:58 UTC

But but Wolverine is so hot!

Anyway, he looks very gay, I like that. :)