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[elijiah]

have you ever felt like teh world is actively working against you? i don't honestly believe this is true, but it feels like all this year, i have goteen this close (puts thumb and pointer milimeters from each other) to actually finding something that might possibly theoretically could conceivably might just maybe work in my love/sex life (and by

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[wishes_fly]

sorry to hear about the dismal sex life.......cant say im doing much of it either (read Im not doing any) funny story though...he wanted to tell my mom. He said that 3/4 of our parents know and we should tell her. We had to "prep" my dad for the convo first so while mom was in Colorado, we told dad the plan. He told us we were nutts and that if we had half a brain between us we would keep our mouths sealed for eternity. hehe. yea. I have found, shockingly, that I need space at times. like now.

the second ex girlfriend comment

[bloodymary116]

ha. poor jake, not getting any ass. You need to come back. I have ass. Not much of one, but hey. Ha! funny.
bored out of my mind and in study hall, where I really should be studying for a massive Spanish test I have tomarrow. fun stuff.

Different reasons are sometimes good, I always get the same ones. There are only two. Oddly enough, you were the only exeption to that. at least, I think you were. Call me dammit!!! Call me, and Ill pick up, know that its you, and then you can hang up and Ill call you back. I hate losing card minutes because Im calling you and you arent there. Call tonight bone head!

[shiney_things]

I suppose this is what happens when you go out into the world and leave horny high school students behind-the challenge of horny college students, who are less....I don't know......desperate? BUt I don't mean it that way.
Of course maybe things are exactly the same wherever you go.
Maybe you're DOOMED.