Dear Cory
You suck. I can’t believe you are letting my niece be raised by her fucking retarted father and his goddamn girlfriend who she calls mom. You are an idiot.
Way to be a mom.
Elisa

I hate this part of the election. The part where they just start insulting each other. It makes me feel like everything that has happened so far has been some what insincere.

I got called for jury duty. Again. how many times have YOU had jury duty? This is the 3rd time I've been called since working at buffalo. And I've only been here 5 years. I have actually been on 2 juries. One for prostitution one for aggravated assault and attempted second degree murder. Isn't it someone else's turn. Honestly.

I don’t know who is making the coffee at my office everyday but it is awful. Like fish in the percolator awful. I even got up on my sassy horse and demanded we buy fair trade coffee, so its good coffee you shouldn’t be able to mess that up. I have no idea what it is they are doing.

Real talk. This week has been totally wack.

It's like breaking up with someone and quitting your job at the same time.

I’m pretty sure that the people who don’t immunize their kids are the same people who think Barak Obama is a Muslim. I thought they were an urban legend but they actually exist.

A few weeks (months?) ago I was telling someone that I hated every album that came out in 1994. After thinking about it I realized that there had to be SOME albums I like from 1994. So here is a list, in alphabetical order, of albums that came out in 1994 that I not only own but actually enjoy ( Read more... )

What the hell is it about working in an office? you have to endure several THOUSAND conversations about people’s damn cats. And their damn kids. And their damn husbands Any joke you hear (or get forwarded) will be about how men are stupid. Also when you mention you are going to phx to see Eddie Izzard you will be confronted with blank stares and ( Read more... )

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