Now. I was watching tv yesterday and I glanced over bbc 1 and neighbours was on. I don't usually watch it so you can imagine my surprise when Karl had a horrid facial slur. And by facial slur I mean a beard. But it wasn't a proper beard, it was a "I haven't shaved for a week" thing. Alan Fletcher looks so lovely clean shaven, why is he like this ( Read more... )

I made up for it by eating half a loaf of bread when Will went to the doctor's. And then we got pizza and I ate the most pizza ever.

Unfortunately I have now caught his male death flu and I feel like utter shit. Although I'm pretending I'm fine so eventually I can make him feel bad for laying around like a big rubbisher when he was sick. Although a ( Read more... )

Is that even a word?

Okay so I went to breakfast on my own because Will had to go to work early. So I get dressed and trot down to the dining room, feeling quite confident because I know how I'm meant to order breakfast (each mess is different - some you serve yourself, others you order everything from the staff, some you only order hot food, some ( Read more... )

oh i was meant to do work so instead i procrastinated and made butter shortcake and i have eaten SO MUCH and i barely managed to roll into university and i'm covered in flour and plum juice and i didn't wipe the makeup from yesterday off i am a STATE

on a more positive note, i think my breasts are almost as big as roger roger.

I've somehow managed to get into an awful habit of going to bed at 2230 and waking up at 0500. it snowed this morning again, but no one ever believes me because they don't get up early. I sprayed two types of perfume on me by mistake and i smell like sick. how embarrassing. i think the kids are gonna pick on me at school. ooh i've always wanted to ( Read more... )

Tell me if I've got it wrong, but a little birdy told me
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I am still fascinated by pictures of my brains. i show them to complete strangers in the physics dept. I'm going to frame one and give it to mum for mothers day ( Read more... )

Okay these pictures are a little weird. As I said on Sunday I had an MRI scan last week, and here are the pictures. And on of me underwater. But that's not of my brains.


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yo! all seems pretty well. I'm neurotic as usual but when was I ever not? Finding it increasingly difficult to go without seeing Will for more than a week. This means I don't go out during the week anymore so that I can save money for the train fare for the weekend, and that I see his parents more than I see mine. But I don't mind, cos he gave me a ( Read more... )

1.          Dan and I were talking about if you could have sex with someone but be really quiet so they didn't know. I volunteered the term "Sex Ninja" for this, Dan voluteered the term "rapist". We laughed out loud at our mutual joke. From now on all rapists will be known as Sex Ninjas.

2.         I mentioned to Dan that something would be " ( Read more... )