Right! That's it! Cancer for me!

[elixaduiii]

Fag Hag

Dear Rita,
I want to give up smoking and have tried those patches but they didn’t work. Do you know anything that works effectively?

If you give up smoking you’ll sit in pubs on your own, while all the cool and interesting people are outside enjoying a fag and talking about you behind your back. Is that what you want?

Comments

[captainhuk]

hahahahahaha Rita = God.
xx

[elixaduiii]

totally.

[poifaerie]

LMAO.... genius!!

[fozziebearlaura]

liz i'm sunburnt. are you?

[nabi]

who is rita? she is good.

[elixaduiii]

grim rita off faceparty.com, and no i aint burnt.

[freaky_friday]

i havent read that in forever! i used to love her a bit too much. its true, you know...xx

[elixaduiii]

they can always be prettier than us or cleverer than us but we can always GIVE THEM CANCER. or at the very least sore eyes.

yes i did learn that off by heart.