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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
- Kurt Vonnegut
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
- Joan Rivers
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I've been having a series of weird dreams lately that involve someone taking children and hiding them. And always I get involved somehow (Conor never enters the dream) and try like hell to try and save them. I don't remember too many details past that, but wtf is that supposed to mean? -
free clinics?
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Oh health insurance, how I miss thee...
When to see a doctor
Some swollen lymph nodes return to normal when the underlying condition, such as a cold, resolves. However, see your doctor if you're concerned or if your swollen lymph nodes:
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30 Rock is forever amusing
Tracey told Kenneth that he didn't have a birthday.
"I don't need a birthday cause I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking they're often a surprise."
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- Don't get all drunk and fall asleep...
- Why?
- 'Cause I'll jerk off on your face
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grouphug.us never fails to disappoint me...
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Sometimes when my girlfriend and I have sex, we like to dress and talk like pirates.
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