LINDA IS TRYING TO TAKE SARAH FROM ME >:O ( Read more... )

I've done a whole helluvalot of nothing. AIM won't even let me on, what the hell? How am I supposed to get it on with Elisha Cuthbert if AIM is being a large cunted whore and not letting me sign my ass on. It's just trying to stop me from getting laid. What the hell? Fine I won't have sex with Elisha. But if Vinnie signs on i'm gonna pop a cap if ( Read more... )

Most of my updates turn out as shit. That'd sadden me if I cared alittle more. I'm pretty sure the only ones reading are Sarah and Elisha. Elisha reads because we are married and she has to it's her duty as my wife. Mmm Elisha :-*. Speaking of which you said you got new underwear to model for me so uhm i'm waiting ok thanks ( Read more... )

rawr elisha rawr: omg i think i love you more than life itsself <3 :-*
rawr elisha rawr: and you can tell the world

Doesn't that make you want to jizz on yourself?

I'm just trying to get laid. But we all know this.

love on eliza: but we both know i'm just trying to get you in the sack.
x Kartheiser x: Yeah I know
x Kartheiser x: We both know thats why Im here
x Kartheiser x: Cause I know what you know

Obviously.

Ok, so, Shannon is here. Now we need the rest of the jewel theiving catsuit wearing clan. Or not, whatever, just a random people.

Elisha owns me. She claimed me. Therefore I am better than you. And I know you're jealous you don't have to hide it.

Sarah wants me to have sex in her bed with someone so she and Freddie can do it in the aftersex. Any ( Read more... )

Wow, that worked quicker than I thought o_o. If you have no idea what i'm talking about then go read Sarah's post. And I plan on doing exactly what she told me to. Oops. I mean. Hi. :x. Oh and thanks for the pimpage Aly<3

So, I have come to the conclusion that I might just have to drag the Buffy cult clan here kicking and screaming. Especially Vince because I want to rape him and David, I miss them, they were so cool to Aly and I when we went and guest starred on "Angel". They need journals; now. Speaking of Aly she commented me and then I never saw her again >:O. ( Read more... )

Hee, hi, i'm Eliza Patricia Dushku. Might know me as "Faith" from Buffy The Vampire Slayer? If not then i'm sure you're on of the many that won't let me live down any of my god damn cheerleading roles; like Bring it On or The New Guy. If you're smart though you'll come and tell me how much my new movie fucking rocked; if you're not you can just ( Read more... )