Maybe if I could be like other girls I could quit being awkward, but instead I'm stuck inside some twelve year old boy's brain and I don't even really want out.

I've said this before and I'm really serious about this.  Does anyone want to move to some place we've never been?  You know I have my heart set on Alaska, but I'd be okay with Maine, ( Read more... )

This non-hottie, bike fixin' pro. (seriously, I didn't think this existed either) fixed my bike and I rode the shit out of it all afternoon.  I "jumped right across and saw the blinky light and saw cows on this side and that side."  I stopped to check out those cows but they weren't interested in me.  This fat guy under a black car (that was raised ( Read more... )

Lately when people are talking to me I can't even listen and in my mind you're not even talking.  Your lips are just moving and sound isn't coming out, and I just want to say "Fuck all y'all" but I can't tell you to fuck off if I can't even hear what you're saying.  I've been home for eight days and I haven't done anything except wear this same ( Read more... )

In statistics tonight my professor said that if we couldn't find the standard deviation button on our calculators, then we could bring them to him during the class break and he would help us look. So, I walked to the front of the class with my TI-30XA and this woman stepped right in front of me and stood so I could not get through the row. " ( Read more... )

I said I would never do this again.