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why i still bartend
because i can be an asshole to a guy with his girlfriend who first asks me if i have a drink i particularly like to make, and then i can stare blankly at him until he asks me for a fresh ginger drink and then i can tell him we don't have fresh ginger and then he asks for a total pussy drink on crushed ice and then i crush the ice and then i give ( Read more... ) -
latest notice of my loserdom
I am going to go see Twilight at the Berkeley 7 at 4 today. If any fellow losers want to go see this crappy movie with me, give me a ring a ding ding. -
I started again
I started writing again. Not by October 1st, my self-inflicted deadline, because of the sleepy sickness, but I did start tongiht. 2200 words.
It is a good start.
I finally feel calm again. -
Meme!
Via Santaprudencia:
Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing.
Post these instructions with your picture.
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Raccoon Trouble
Ozzie got into a major scuffle with a damn raccoon over who actually owned the recycling bin last night at 11. We were too busy trying to get her leg to stop bleeding to notice that the damn scavenger had bit her in the ear, right along the edge, through the vein, and there was blood smeared all over the edge of the sofa. Now, $300 later, one work ( Read more... ) -
ugh. me hate RNC
oh my golly but i hate sarah palin. i hate her hate her hate her. she offends me as a woman and an american. i am looking at frail frightening mccain on stage and thinking if he croaked this crazy, evil, anti-environment anti-choice bitch would be our president. and then we would be even more screwed ( Read more... ) -
If Elly Could Give Me Any Wedding Present in the World . . .
She would choreograph and perform a modern, interpretive dance to Leslie Hall's brilliant "Midwest Diva" at the wedding reception, in between the hot club jazz band's sets.
And it would be even more amazing as the interpretive dance in this movie:
That is all a bride can truly wish for. -
Hound of the Gourmet Ghetto
I just finished making my dog some rather gourmet pulled-from-the-cupboards dog food. Why? Because she has a lip infection, not something that I've been told by our dog walker (also a dog trainer, but not for the lovely Oz)that it's probably not worth seeing the vet about yet. It should heal on its own. I also made a mi of distilled water and tea ( Read more... ) -
Anyone Want to Have a Work Day (Trying Again)
I am at home. It is boring. I'm not going back into the office until Monday. Peter has a city council meeting tonight until 10. My sister has my car. My bruise is almost gone ( Read more... )
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