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Can't breathe. Too busy laughing.

Poll Under Duress

Sometimes an argument can only be solved by polling the masses. Like a referendum on Europe - but with more swearing and less boring.

Please - if you're just scanning your flist - let me know where you stand on this vital issue.

Poll Titanic - The Jimmy Cameron versionI haven't smoked for nearly 3 weeks. And haven't missed them for about a week - but for some reason I really want one ( Read more... )

G. has, accidently I presume, taken my cashcard with him camping to a place with no phone signal.

This would not be too bad if I had a, money on me, b, food in the house, c, milk or d, more than 2 cigarettes.

As it is I can only look forward to a stomach aching, nicotine deprived weekend.

With no tea.I'm not ashamed to say I cried for 5 minutes ( Read more... )

The joys of being bored on a bank holiday weekend. I made icons for my ij and gj accounts and am sharing.


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I'm bored. I'm so bored I'm watching Tom Hanks. And I dislike him intensely ( Read more... )