Why I haven't updated in so long
An Essay by Ella Marie Fino

A group of well endoued pigmies kidnapped me from the Moorehead mansion and then sold me to equally well endoued pirates who took away my ability to spell but kept me very well sexed until Daddy came and "rescued" me from their clutches.

Stupid parents.

Answer your question?

The world loves a whore, and dammit, I am the worlds whore.

Actually, no, I'm not.

Daddy put me in a sex addiction program not too long ago. It was sad. I think he's just upset about stepping down from being him.

Whatever.

I still need sex, dammit.

I am still alive...who missed me?

It's been almost a week since my last update, and I really am sorry for that.

The reason is because, well...

Dad locked me up for molesting the mailman, again. *sigh* Oh well. I'll try to escape for more of an update later.

Maybe even creep on AIM...

I need sex. Badly. Leave your sn if you want me, and we all know you do.

Wow, well, I now have AIM, find me at Erotically Ella You know you love it. And the saucy keri_lynn_pratt Has made me an icon showing my true beauty.
Come and get me boys.
Hugs and Orgasms,
Ella

I'd like to send a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig lick and possibly a grope and a molest to rudygalindo for finding the famed picture of my bit part as orlando_bloom's stunt double in The Fellowship of the Rings. Unfortunately, I was so good that none of my scenes made it to the film. *sighs* But that's the way it goes. I've got a lovely icon now, so that's what counts, right? And I've ( Read more... )

Julio seems to think that I forced myself on him. Hardly. Prancing about the mansion naked when Daddy was off with whoever his latest concubine was was all Julio's idea. I swear it Daddy. Anyway, I'm still in search of the infamous Wes Bently and trying to figure out if you figure skaters breed like rabbits, because you're popping up all over the ( Read more... )

Here I am. Now maybe dad will notice me and not Julio or Wes...or maybe Wes and Julio will notice me. I'm evil, oooooooh and I love it.