What do you do when you're a little known, publicity shy Australian musician, and you're married to the biggest attention whore in the universe? Why, you hire a crab-infested skank to take your place and play his public counterpart while you stay at home, drink VB and watch it all unfold on the telly ( Read more... )

Bam's been keeping me tied to a chair in the kitchen with no access to my beloved Mac. Sometimes he lets me go to cook and clean, but apart from that I've been stuck here while he's filming and running around doing things no person on this planet should be doing like eating shit and standing naked in elevators. Or since he's done those before, ( Read more... )

So I really do need the smartest person on the face of this planet to remind me of everything. If my head wasn't attached, I'd leave it every- and anywhere.

Eh.

Dear Ella,

I refuse to stick around with another you, got that? Good.

Now get to it woman and update or something. Or make me some food. But don't die. >:O

-Bam

( OOC. )

Time for the usual comeback: I'm sorry, I've been slacking off. I'd like to take the chance to say that it's entirely Criss Angel's fault. A few weeks ago, I spent one whole evening watching every clip on YouTube of him and I'm still so freaked out. He's a brilliant (and quite gorgeous, if I might say) artist, so it's not at all bad that I'm ( Read more... )

This is just a small gratuitous post to say there's now a small snippet of the interview I had with David Tench on David Tench Tonight up on the site. We discussed a lot of things, including who I'd like to wish my throat nodules on and ideas for new reality TV shows, but the clip is just a small peek. I'll have to ask Mum to send me a copy she ( Read more... )

I got a nudge from someone a few weeks ago, but I can't recall who it was. I do believe it was one of those gorgeous men from Finland, though. It seems that I've been adopted and they're looking out for me (or, more appropriately, my journal and its dates). <3 It's good because when I don't have Bam pasting sticky notes all over the house with ( Read more... )

I don't care which way you looked at it, that was a shitty way to go. They deserved better than that.

( This was the original update. )

Thank you sirchristus for the nudge. I wish I had all sorts of excuses to spew forth and justify my lack of updates, but they don't sound as cool as my paid account is expiring soon nooo pure lack of motivation ( Read more... )

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