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I took a sick day today, but ended up coming in at 1:00 -- so here I sit, at work, tired, annoyed, and frankly, doing nothing at all. Well, I'm journalling, so that's something. Anyway, thtat guilt that eats away at me forced me in here. And of course, as I was coming in, my director was behind me, so I opened the security door for him so he ( Read more... )

Cabaret Whores: I heart you more than you know!!! You guys totally and utterly rock my world!!! I can't wait til show nights this week. Yayyyyyyyy ....

I'm working on getting next Monday off!!! I'll keep you a breast!! Whoo hoo! Breast! Poon reigns supreme!!

Last night I was actually referred to as "the pretty young blonde who's impressed by expensive cars" and it wasn't said in a funny way, either. It was said by someone with the capacity to hurt me more more than just about anyone and in the most intentionally hurtful, critical way imaginable. I think I'm hanging it up with being that "make ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm about to get really nasty with the language here, but I am so fucking tired! I am so fucking wiped out! I am so fucking sunburned on HALF of my disgusting body! And I am so fucking excited for Cabaret to get its ass running! Yayyyyy! And in case you haven't caught my new Away Message, here it is ( Read more... )

Oh Lord. It's Friday. I don't like weekends as much as I used to. But whatever. It's 3:00pm. I work til 5 and would like to run after work because I'm a fat whore (fat dyke with cankles!). I don't know what to do with myself on the weekends ... times are rough. I need to know the *Cabaret* rehearsal schedule for the weekend. Also, is there ( Read more... )

Dary - I know you're reluctant to write in your journal anymore because freedom of speech doesn't apply to all of us, apparently, but I miss your witty entries and how hard they made me laugh! Just write SOMETHING, even if you want to call me a fat dyke with cankles. Oops, I guess that one is already taken. Pooe Annie! I would have so given you ( Read more... )

Um, yeah, so the day started out great. Yogurt, cottage cheese, fiber cereal. And I just stuffed my 6th mini peppermint pattie and my 5th mini snickers into my face. But it's really no big deal ... I had to wash the 20 Hershey's kisses down with something other than the Diet Pepsi I'm sitting here slurping like a football Quarterback. Hey, here ( Read more... )

Ok, so wow - this is really weird. Gigi and mallory have been showing me how bruised they are from all the Cabaret rehearsing ... and I've noticed that I am covered in random bruises and scrapes. What's up with that? I think they're sympathy bruises for my whores! I love you all!!!