Playing with bubbles inside the house is the same as washing the floors right?

My wisdom teeth are coming in, and with them, along with an increased knowledge of Latin, subatomic particles and THE WORLD. Ask me anything.

Today I ate vegetable soup, a tuna fish sandwich on wheat bread (mayonnaise not miracle whip), crackers, and spinach ravioli FYI

considering ordering a pizza for myself and Caroline Choudoir except Caroline lives in Buffalo and I'm going to eat it all myself.

Has a hot dinner and a movie date tonight. Jesus, I hope nothing embarrassing accidentally happens like finding out my date is a relative.

Don't flush drugs down the toilet, you'll be fishing them out just to unclog it.

There are ten hot dog in a package. There eight hot dogs buns in a package. This is a serious tragedy.