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remember when lj was cool?

Highlights from this saturday's retire-ation party of my old babysitter...

"oh wow! you've lost weight!"

"yes, yes i was a very fat three-year-old"

"well you weren't fat... you jsut had a lot of skin"

this is me NOT working for like... three weeks.

yeah, yeah i know one of my paychecks will be for about oh.. oh let's say ZERO dollars.

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how cultured i am:

i went to the canterbury music night last night and then jesus christ superstar today

JEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

oh my.

that was quite nice..

i am of course talking about jesus christ superstart put on by.. by thst school in kanata... umm.. wow this is me being a horrible person ( Read more... )

gah rememberance day ceremonies... how many times have i head taps? well well lets see now.. once LAST sunday, three times on friday, and three times today.

rememberance day.

soooo many moments of silence spent scanning faces/making scenarios.

im piz-umped to learn my like T-W-O lines for the play tomorrow. yeeeehaw. and like.. i dunno, a song? is ( Read more... )

Kill me too! Kill me. You who can butcher an innocent creature without a quiver. Oh, how I hate you, how I lothe you! There is blood between us now. I curse the hour I first saw you. I curse the hour I was conceived in my mother's womb ( Read more... )

my eyes feel like someone is pushing them from the inside out.

trying to pop out my eyes.

plus a migrane

actual migrane.

you know the knid where you feel like you're dying? you feel like someone is ripping you appart? yeah that's me. that's me right there. like, RIGHT there.
the only thing that feels good is stretching. and ti's so temporary. it's just ( Read more... )

this is me knocking over TWO cups of lemonade today. two fullll cups in teh span of like 30 seconds. and nkocking them over in the exact same way (shoving them with my ass). and falling and doing the splits WHILE flashing everybody (when running to get cake ( Read more... )

so let's say in theory that this is what just happened.

Brain: "hey ellen, you can't speak at all! why not make some tea?"

Alter Ego: "good idea brain. you may not be dull, but no one can say you're not sharp."

*ellen puts kettle on.*

... 2 minutes later ...

Brain: "IM TOO IMPATIENT! MAKE TEA NOW! k. test the water. how? how will you test it? by... by ( Read more... )