I want to be a martian. I am thinking it would be great to be all green. Maybe have two green antenna's sticking out of my head. I wonder if it would give me better TV reception.

Hi Guys, Wow it has been a while, I was just thinking that the other day, the other day when I was thinking, maybe it wasnt the other day, because I dont remember what I think all day, but it was at some point in time I thought it anyway, so here I am ( Read more... )

I am so fascinated by this war at the moment, so much so, I am thinking I might make a war of my own ( Read more... )

I was in a lift today, as I have been many times before, and I am sure I will be many times in the future, or atleast so that psychic tells me ( Read more... )

I have a question... why oh why oh why oh why oh WHHHYYYY does it rain when I do my washing? Is this some conspiracy from god, saying, "Oh look, ellens done her washing again... okay angels, Flush those toilets" I wonder if the rain is the angels flushing toilets, my mum used to tell me it was, and she used to say the thunder was god playing the ( Read more... )

Well, it turns out that my car wasn't actually taken by a burglar, it was actually my next door neighbour, taking his car out, but I thought it was parked in my drive way, ends up I was actually in his house ( Read more... )

Guy's and Gals, my AIM is ellenjan58, please feel free to speak to me.

Now back to Bootsie and Muffins.....

Okay guys and gals, I thought I should include guys and gals because it sounds a bit like I am being non inclusive if I dont include both, so for safety sake and to make sure I dont offend anyone I will include guys and gals ( Read more... )