Well, I don't know where you're reading this from, but it was gorgeous out today.  I could not have asked for a better Saturday in the first week of January.  If you didn't go outside and enjoy it, you're an ass.  And probably a nerd. Wow. It must really be quite the burden for you to suck so goddamn much ( Read more... )

Welp, today marked mine and Kyle's two year anniversary. Woohoo!  I hate that it's 1-03-05 as I have a strange passion for hating odd numbers.  My mom says when you add them all up they make 10, they don't.  That makes me a little concerned for my mom.  They make 9 and I hate the number 9.  It seems so confident and cocky and obnoxoius.  It's the ( Read more... )

My dog(s) have gas. I can't tell which one because
1. they look so much alike
2. they're always about the same distance away from me
3. they always have that dumb look on their face that may indicate gas ( Read more... )

Well of course I hope everyone's Christmas was just dandy.  And if you don't celebrate Christmas, you're an asshole ( Read more... )

Omygod do you remember Crossing Over with John Edwards?!  Whatever happend to that guy.  I guess I'll spend 20min. on Wikipedia finding out all about it. Either way he was full0shite ( Read more... )

Today I paid a well deserved visit to my cousin Jess and her little one, Abby.  Abby is 10 months old now, if you scroll down, there are pictures of her when she was first born.  That's only if you're really interested and judging by the number of comments I've been getting lately, I know you all are ( Read more... )

 Today I went and spent money I should not've on a camererera.  Mine has always sucked but I didn't have an excuse to buy one until this past Halloween when I dropped in on someone's driveway...woops ( Read more... )

My room is clean, my room is clean, my room is clean...I'm not tryna be mean, my room is clean..it don't smell like beans, have you seen?! MA ROOM IS CLEAN ( Read more... )

Hang out with yourself more.  You're a lot of fun.

What do you think it is about a big slab of wood attached to a chair that makes people write the most vulgar things?  A nice, wooden, one-armed school desk and suddenly people have the undeniable urge to draw a wang?  Seriously?  C'mon, in 4th and 5th grade, that might've been funny. You know, ( Read more... )

 Last night, I went home to go trick-or-treating with the nephew and my sister.  We had a blasty.  This year he can finally appreciate the value of candy and all its glory. I think he loved the lollipops the best and couldn't believe it when people offered him more candy after he'd already taken some.   This year, he was an Eagle's player. ( Read more... )