Peter: I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: ( Read more... )

I'll jump around, but I hope you'll stick with me here. If you're reading this all the way through, you're hope for anything real at all.  In my opinion anyway.

I've come to fully and consciously realize five minutes ago that there a very few things that make me a specific kind of happy. There are lots and lots of things that make me really happy, ( Read more... )

Jack Kevorkian was released from prison today.

That's all my away message was going to say.

But then, as I watched the guy get in the car with his attorney and media surrounding him, I wondered, What is Jack Kevorkian going to do when he gets home today? So yeah, maybe he doesn't exactly have a home right now.  I thought he was supposed to be in ( Read more... )

Sometimes I have dreams and I feel the need to share them with....well, everyone ( Read more... )

FunkBassMasta007: what a strange coincidence...
Auto Response from E11inaD: Me:"It would really suck to be a worm, you know? Coming out when the weather is perfect for you, takes you forever to get out there & then either the sun comes out fries you, or people step on you. I'd be pissed if I was a worm."

Jen: "If I was a worm, I'd be pissed for ( Read more... )

I was watching my nephew the other day as my sister told him he had to go to sleep for the night.  He didn't want to stop playing with his diggers and things. He didn't want to come in from being outside.  I sat on the rocking chair on her porch and watched my sister go next door to fetch him.  You could tell when she asked him to come in because ( Read more... )

Dear World,

Shut your mouth. Or fix it.
Don't talk about how "it happens" and there's nothing we can do. Think harder. Try harder. Hold the door for people, let them go in front of you, ask how someone's day is and mean it.  Listen to people, people are dying for you to listen to them. Stop talking so much.

First up, we have Cho Seung-Hui who ( Read more... )

I should eat a bowl of cereal. That's what I should do. Let's go over the list of things I should be doing and that way, when I end up not doing most of them within a reasonable time frame, I'll feel a tad bit more accomplished about them simply by having mentioned them to you ( Read more... )

Well. It's been kind of a while. But no one has noticed I'm sure. And no one will continue to either. But how else do you start out a journal entry where you don't know what you're going to say? If you've got a better idea, go ahead and write an entry. I'll read it & probably comment on your first sentence & how spiffy it probably is ( Read more... )

If you call any of the following things "your baby":

your guitar
maybe there's something I don't understand about people's relationships to their musical instruments.  But it doesn't really matter because if your guitar is your baby, it's usually (if you're a man anyway) some Freudien extension of your ween as well.  So for it to be both your baby ( Read more... )