SRSLY, PEOPLE, KNOCK IT OFF

[elmnopo]

this swine flu thing is getting totally out of hand. the school system in this area decided to shut down through may 11th. wtf.

people, let's get this straight. swine flu (H1N1) is just a fucking flu virus. true, we usually do not contract this particular strain, but it's the flu all the same.

there are less than 100 confirmed cases (91 so

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[fasterpussycat]

But fears about swine flu are distracting us from fears about the economy. it's like dangling shiny keys in front of a baby so he will forget why he's crying

[elmnopo]

I know! I wonder how much of this will make the economy WORSE? The school districts have shut down all schools and a festival this weekend has been canceled. Now kids will be home free to spread their germs at the mall. Parents will have to take off work to care for their spawn, thus crippling the company. No one will want to go out in public to spend their money. Oh my.

I say you should go out and buy some nice scotch eggs and champagne to help coddle this crying baby. :P

Sausage videos

[elmnopo]

"I give you permission to smack them with a large dry salami."

Thanks! Will do! I'm not sure what all the hysteria is about. Maybe it's all subterfuge to get us distracted about something. Hmmm.