I just read this on some random lj and thought it was hilarious, given recent events.

I will not comment in the box
I will not comment in my socks
I will not comment while I'm soused
Even if he is a louse
I will not comment here or there
I will not comment anywhere
If there is one thing I abhor
It is the LJ comment war.

this cold will not go away. i have taken enough medication to kill a horse and NOTHING. my nose is completely plugged up with snot and now i'm coughing. if i still have this in a couple of days, i'll notify one of you to please come put me out of my misery.

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it feels like i've got two tampons lodged irreparably up my nostrils.

i hate colds. my teeth always hurt. i know it's because i drink a lot of Coke when I'm sick, but dammit, isn't it enough to have a snot-filled head without my teeth trying to get in on the action? jeez ( Read more... )

i'm afraid i won't be doing ANY running for the next few days, as I seem to have contracted The Summer Cold from Hell.

a while ago i complained on here about working out ALL THE TIME and not seeing any results. well, i am finally starting to SEE some results (and feel a lot more, too). there are the tiniest beginnings of a waistline appearing on me. this may seem odd to those of you who have not been fat your whole lives, but to me, losing even half an inch off my ( Read more... )

Terry Pratchett, by a strange coincidence, chose the H*rry P*tter launch day to issue a stern warning about his next Discworld novel: `Now that the bound proof copies of Thud! are out, and will no doubt be winging their way to an e-bay near you, I would like to say that ANYONE WHO READS A WORD OF IT before publication day will be MADE TO SIT IN THE ( Read more... )

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