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[elph8]

What I want:

To date two girls simultaneously, one named Melissa, the other Alyssa. After a few weeks of the balancing act between the two, and after Alyssa really pisses me off somehow, I'll say:

"Darlin', I'm leaving. Because you're just a-lyssa. She's Me-lissa."

Holyshitfuckyesiamfunny.

Comments

[snarkycomments]

Hey hey hey, as an Alyssa, let me tell you, none of us are just A-lyssa. I consider myself The-lyssa, as a matter of fact.

[elph8]

The-lyssa, eh? I do not think so. If you're lucky, you might get designated "One-of-several-similar-and-in-no-way-extraordinary-lyssas."

Burn!

[snarkycomments]

Oh, snap!

[roxymor21]

Dude...? How long have you been thinking about that?

[elph8]

About 20 hours.

[tonyjackson]

Dude, I would so call you the cheesiest person I know...if I weren't listening to a all the Chicago songs on my iPod right now.

We'll just call this one a draw.

Oh and good job hosting last week!

[misshouston]

hahahahaha

At least he admitted to the time spent thinking it up!!
I so love this man. However, I am out of the running as I am neither A-lyssa or Me-lissa.

Dammit!!