I'm killing this journal ( Read more... )

Tonight Ragan Fox is reading "poetry" at the "poetry slam." Apparently, he's a very good "writer" and "performer." Even though it's all his fault that we got dropped in Duo Quarters at AFA in '99. Come to Ego's around 8ish ( Read more... )

Dear out there-ers,

Tomorrow hundreds of nonprofit staffers, board members, and staffers will decend on Austin for my company's annual conference, Crossroads. So I should be far too busy to update, shouldn't I?

Signed,
Chicken Sans Head

I doubt that "George Bush doesn't care about black people."

If I suddenly wasn't around anymore, what shit of mine would you pillage at the estate sale?

What does it mean when someone says, "I'm a conservative"?

Being devastated has its priviliges ( Read more... )

I'll be Nina Simone:
defecating on your microphone.Today, I'm taking in three refugees. Of course, there's a mini-uproar about that nomenclature: the refugees saying that they don't want to be called refugees. But they are seeking refuge, which is sorta the definition. So I'm taking in refugees, damnit ( Read more... )

To those of you who suck,

See this mind? Henceforth, I shant be paying you ANY of it. Shame, too, 'cause it's a good mind.

In Christ's Name,
Andy B. Bukake

p.s. Ahhhh, my friends list seems so much less self-righteous now. Calgon, take me away.

Giant list of relief efforts on my work's website.