Tonight is one of the hottest slam shows of the year. Yep, it's the Austin Slam Scrimmage 2005. If I'm not mistaken, this is the 10th annual ( Read more... )

So I'm at work, and I need music.

Any one have any music I can download or that they can email me?

Hmmm?

I'll repay with buttercream pies all up in your mouth.

Last night was another barn-burner of a team rehearsal, with all team members in attendance and all of them working their asses off on some hot-hot-hot group work, some of which you lucky girls and guys will see if you attend tomorrow night's 10th Annual Austin Slam Scrimmage. This is Team Austin versus Team San Antonio versus Team Neo Soul versus ( Read more... )

Please do me a big favor:

If you have a Verizon phone, please say so in the comments section...

Thanks.

I'm feeling like a goddamn Broadway star.

This morning, the local news informed me that The Apprentice was holding an open casting call in Austin this morning, downtown. And I half-considered going, even thinking, "What would I do to make it in?" Problem? My work history is shady. As is my entrepreneurship ( Read more... )

... plans for tonight just fell through. Ergo, I'm free.

And bored.

Call me or something, if ya wanna, ya know, drag me away from the delirium. I can be convinced.

Weird. Whenever I try to click on "Leave a Comment" it goes to my "Recent Entries" page. Without fail, for everyone I've tried. Is this the universe telling me that don't want my shitty backtalk?

Wackiest slam ever last night. The crowd was packed and rowdy. The host was drunken and rambling (the way we love her). The poets were in ultimate control of their shit, except for when they weren’t. Big Poppa E dropped his shorts, and we learned two things: (1) Big Poppa E doesn’t wear underwear, and (b) I wish I’d been blinded by a rusty spoon on ( Read more... )

Poetry Pandering
verb transitive.

1. to write poems only on the day of a poetry slam, usually just hours before
2. to write multiple poems about homeless people
3. to perform poems only when cute girls are in the audience
4. for more, see tonyjackson

Just when I think I'm out, she/he/it/they pull me back in ...